You wanna know how obscene Maybe is?

Perhaps scratched at the door so I let her out, but I was going to keep Maybe in because it was wet and muddy and out. So, after I shut the door, Maybe looked at me with those big ole puppy eyes, and I told her no, she wasn't going out.

Then she farts! Like one of those 5 secs farts that sound like you're letting the air out of a balloon. How could I not let her out?!!??! She would have taken a dump on the floor!